March 2012
February 2012
i never get anons asking me weird shit
it makes me sad
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November. →
wowfunniestposts:
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
onedirection-yehh:
you know this song.
...
Me: So... Do you come here often?
Ryan Gosling: ...
Me: ...
Ryan Gosling: ...
Me: ...
Ryan Gosling: This is my shower.
That makes me sound a lot cooler than I was.: Find... →
Find your color
you are darkviolet #9400D3
Your dominant hues are blue and magenta. You’re the one who goes to all the parties but doesn’t quite fit in at every one… you know what you want, but are afraid of what the world might think of it. You’re a little different and that’s okay…
nirvanic-s:
conversewearingdetective:
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